Morning with the Family

 I'm not sure who put the "retard" pill in my family's coffee today. I was in the kitchen making this weight gainer shake because I'm a skinny fuck, and, I shit you not, one drop of water fell from the lid because it just got washed in the sink. My mom started screaming that I spilled my drink all over the floor. Then my dad runs up two staircases and starts screaming and hitting me. My mom starts yelling at my dad. My sister is in the kitchen during all of this, and then she starts screaming. Everyone in my family runs from each end of the house and starts fighting each other. Meanwhile I'm in threshold of the kitchen watching all of this develop. All of a sudden, they just stop fighting and go back to what they were doing.  It was literally something out of an over-dramatized cartoon.

Basically what it looked like.