This weekend

  So I'm stuck at home with my sister all weekend because my parents went on some faggot vacation. My sister is working too so I'm pretty much home alone. A couple strange things have happened this weekend that I'd like to tell

The Taco Bell story
>No food at home
>Sister asks what fast food I want
>"waaant Taco Bell" I replied, laying on my bed like Jabba the Hut with my laptop
>She gets my food and leaves for work
>Shit is so cash
>Consuming two motherfucking cheesy gordita crunches 
>It's like Jesus hand crafted them and added his semen on it
>When I was Jesus, I mean Jésus who works at Taco Bell
>Eye is itchy
>Rub it with finger 
>Finger has gordita spicy sauce on it
>Run around my entire house screaming "LICK MY CORNHOLE SATANS NIPPLES OW OW OW"
>Not once does the thought "I should wash my eye out" come to mind

Just a Friend
>My sister says she's leaving for work
>Reply "okay"
>I hear a door close
>Pull my shirt off to represent freedom
>Start talking to friend in Tinychat lobby
>I'm the only one broadcasting with a mic
>I think I'm funny
>I start playing "Just a Friend" by Biz Markie on full volume
>I start retardedly singing along to the song
>Sister actually went into the basement
>Comes back upstairs to get something
>She catches me singing Biz Markie to myself with no shirt on
I think our relationship is stronger now

This is now my favorite image on the internet.

Would you spare a moment for our lord and savior Steve Buscemi?