Questions

So I was asked to do this:


1. Had sex? No
2. Bought condoms? No
3. Gotten somebody pregnant? I hope so
4. Failed a class? No
5. Kissed a boy? No
6. Kissed a girl? Yes
7. Used a little paper bag for lunch? In elementary school
8. Had a job? Yes

9. Slipped on ice? No I play hockey

10. Missed the school bus? No
11. Had sex with a girl? Isn't that the same question as #1?
12. Bullied someone on the internet? Yes, a lot
13. Cried in public? No
14. Had sex in public? Jesus christ, did I stutter bitch?
15. Played on a sports team? yes
16. Smoked weed? Yes
17. Smoked cigarettes? No
18. Smoked a cigar? Yes
19. Drank alcohol? Yes
20. Watched porn? Yes
21. Skipped class? Yes
22. Gotten arrested? Yes
23. Done meth? No
24. Been to a wedding? Yes
25. Fell in love with a best friend? Maybe for like a week
26. Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? Yes
27. Watched t.v. for 5 hours straight? Yes
28. Been late for work? No
29. Been late for school? Yes
30. Kissed in the rain? Yes
31. Showered with someone else? No
32. Failed my drivers test? No
33. Cheated on a ex? No
34. Been outside my home country? Yes
35. Been on a road trip longer than 5 hours? Yes
36. Had lice? No
37. Gotten my heart broken? Yes
38. Had a credit card? No
39. Been to a professional sports game? Yes
40. Broken a bone? Yes
41. Am I BI/Gay/ Lesbian? I like vaginas does that make me a lesbian?
42. Won a trophy? Yes
43. Cut myself? No I'm not a pussy
44. Had an STD? No, but I may have gotten aids from that Grand Central toilet seat
45. Got engaged? No
46. Done ecstasy? No
47. Tried out to be on a t.v. show? Yes
48. Rode in a taxi? Yes
49. Been to prom? No
50. Played a drinking game? Yes
51. Stayed up for 24 hours or more? Yes
52. Been to a concert? Yes
53. Had a three-some? No
54. Had a crush on someone of the same sex? No, that's gay
55. Been in a car accident? Yes
56. Had braces? Yes
57. Learned another language? Yes
58. Killed an animal? No
59. Been at a yard sale? Yes
60. Been to a steakhouse? What kind of fucking questions are these?
61. Wore make up?No 
62. Talked to someone via webcam? Yes
63. Lost my virginity before I was 16? No
64. Had my wisdom teeth taken out? No
65. Kissed someone a different race than
myself? Yes
66. Snuck out of the house? Yes
67. Bought porn? Were these questions made circa 1980?
68. Had a virus on my computer? Yes
69. Had oral sex? Yes
70. Dyed my hair? No 
71. Gone skinny dipping? Yes
72. Graduated from college? No
73. Wore someone else's clothes? I think I borrowed a shirt once
74. Voted in a presidential election? No
75. Rode in an ambulance? No 
76. Rode in a helicopter? Yes
77. Caught the stove on fire? No
78. Got in a verbal fight? Yes.
79. Met someone famous? Yes
80. Been on vacation? Yes
81. Been on a boat? Yes
82. Been on an airplane? Yes. These questions are so fucking stupid, my brain is starting to shut down
83. Broken something expensive? Yes
84. Had surgery? No
85. Been in love? Yes
86. Beat a video game? Yes
87. Found something valuable on the ground? Yes
88. Made a survey? No 
89. Stalked someone on a social network? I guess
90. Prank called someone? Yes
91. Spent over $100 shopping in one day? Yes
92. Been to a library outside of school? Seriously I feel the extra chromosome growing inside me
because of how retarded these are
93. Cut my hair and hated it? Yes
94. Peed outside? Yes
95. Went fishing? Yes
96. Helped with charity? No. Fuck Africa
97. Taken a pregnancy test? Yes
98. Been rejected by a crush? Yes
99. Been suspended from school? No
100. Broken a mirror? No