So, of course being the animal I am I had to shave the other day. I get in the bathroom and I have a lot of time on my hands. So I thought it'd be cool if made a hitler mustache on my face. It was all fun and games until I realized I killed my Jewish neighbors and the British started bombing my house.
Did you know the US is the undisputed back-to-back World War champions?
Imagine how great it was being a blonde hair, blue eyed guy in europe during WWII? You would be like "Damn I hate my neighbor, he's so greedy and never takes care of his lawn". The next day, "hey look they're dead, score" New neighbors move in 1 week later, and I'm like "Yay they're white"
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